C.Y.O.A. 5 - REDEMPTION!

[Pickle]

Okay, this is an old Classic, it goes like this:

I post a mini-story or something similar, and leave a few options for the next poster to choose from, who delivers their part of the story based on their choice. And, in turn, leaves choices for the next player; and so on and so forth. You MUST leave two or more options.Now... I am proud to pronounce the grand unveiling of...

C.Y.O.A V : REDEMPTION

Lets get this show on the road.

Cold Dog and Auzzy were walking down a delightful Martian footpath, discussing the possibility of The String Theory when suddenly...

A) Auzzy EXPLODES in a destructive ball of flame visible from space...
B) Auzzy is SHOT by an UNSEEN assassain...
C) Auzzy SCREAMS *Insert sentence here* and BECOMES A Ninja ZOMBIE...
D) Cold Dog whips out a MUTHA FUCKA ROCKET LUNCHA!
E) Something Else...

[Rune]

It's pronounced; ROCKET LAWN CHAIR!!!!

XD Oh, Metal Slug...


C'mon man, play the game!

[Cold Dog]

Let's pretend Rune said something meaningful, but skip him anyway XD

c) Auzzy screams "LEMONADE!" and turns into a zombie. Cold Dog, frightened of this new turn in events, flees to the nearest street shop, where he...

a) ...shapes a lollypop and the corner of a Dairy Milk bar together to make a weapon to...
b) ...locks the door and hopes there's a back door.
c) ...starts eating Skittles, before shooting out an enormous rainbow from his mouth, providing a safe get-away to...
d) ...starts crying.
e) Your Own Suggestion.

[Pickle]

D) Starts crying like the Pussy Man who isn't afraid to show his feminine side that he is. And, summing up all his strength, he heads upstairs to find a convienant...

1) Shotgun
2) Chainsaw
3) Gatling Gun
4) MUTHA FUCKA ROCKET LUNCHA
5) BFG 9000
6) Your own choice...

[Leigheas]

6) ...bowl of pasta. Perhaps it's not convenient for the whole Zombie-Auzzy dilemma but definitely convenient in his battle against hunger. Not even half-way through with the delicious pasta, Cold Dog was interrupted by...

A) Zombie-Auzzy making his way up the stairs
B) Gun-shot noises from outside
C) The smell of smoke from downstairs
D) His guilt since he is stuffing his face with pasta when there are starving children in the world *sniff*
E) Sonic the Hedgehog crashing through the window

[Solus the Lumpy]

.....I don't really get half of this - like what CYOA stands for or how it can be 5 and IV at the same time - but eh.

B) gunshots. CD rushes over to the window to see what's going on outside, when a wayward grenade explodes behind him, tossing him out the window [your choice whether the window was open X)] on top of Auzzy. Auzzy attempts to claw at CD's face, so CD smashes the half-full pasta bowl over his head. Auzzy retaliates by

A) utilising his allergy to pasta to swell up like a disgusting balloon and throw CD off him
B) screaming and shoving his head down CD's throat
C) falling off Mars
D) somehow altering reality so that CD is the zombie who has just been clocked with a pasta bowl
E) farting.
F) doing whatever else you can think of.

[Pickle]

OH SHI- *Fixes title* Phew.

A) The apparent swelling make him a Boomer-type zombie (L4D) and he begins to swell  until he is in fact the size of...

NUMERO UNO) Mars
NUMERO DOS) Your Mom
NUMERO TRES) The nearby Martian shop.
BONUS NUMERO) His ego

[Leigheas]

.....I don't really get half of this - like what CYOA stands for or how it can be 5 and IV at the same time - but eh.

C.Y.O.A. - Choose Your Own Adventure

4) Bigger than earth, bigger than Saturn! He swells up to the size of... his massive ego! Everyone near-by is drawn in by his gravitational field as scientists name this new Zombie-Auzzy-Planet...

1)  ZAP [Zombie-Auzzy-Planet]
2) New Earth
3) NoMoreBlue.... I mean Green Groove
4) Egozium

[Pickle]

3) NoMoreBlue Green Groove Zone, ironically, as him buggering off and not doing comics was one of the reasons that NMB popped it's clogs. And as all the new members of GGZ lived on this behemoth, CD needed to get off of Mars and on to Auzzy/GGZ, so he...

!) Hopped on a passing sonic character and told them to "Mush!"
") Called up a GGZ staff member to get him a ride.
£) Farted his way over.
$) Died of starvation
%) Something else

[Cold Dog]

") Called for the aid of Leigheas, as indefinite creature of both man, robot and other traits (due to the fact he never settled on any sort of appearance XD). Leigheas then proceeded to:

1) Grab him by the leg and seismic toss him over to "Green Groove Zone".
2) Tells him to "Ask Again Later", to which CD picks him up and shakes him in response.
3) Tells him to pick someone else to do it.
4) Says of course and they both climb in the rocket ship and sail happily on to the ego.
5) Beats him with...
6) Your choice.

(Also just reading this so far, I haven't stopped laughing. I can't believe how much I missed this XD)

[Solus the Lumpy]

6) Get swamped by a tsunami of vomit expelled by the Auzzy-planet, which is then propelled backwards a great distance. Seeing as the GGZ is now about six times as far away from CD as it was before, he instead decides to...

One) Explode.
B) Pull Leigheas out of the sea of vomit.
Tiga) Cry, try to sit down in a corner somewhere and drown.
Delta) Make his own Zombie Forum Planet, with blackjack, and hookers!
5) Shut his brain down.
VI) Ask the next poster what to do.

[Leigheas]

B) CD pulls Leigheas out of the vomit and spend many long years making money by hiring out fishing boats which sail along the sea of vomit. Bored with their new lives, the duo plan a new way of getting to GGZ. They:

A) Sail there using a fishing boat.
B) Send a radio transmission to someone on GGZ.
C) Search for materials to make a giant catapult.
D) Give up half-way and go back to their boat business.
E) Plan to make something swell to a size greater than GGZ to make it go into this new planet's orbit.

[Cold Dog]

E) CD turns to Leigheas and exclaims his idea: "I just bought that scary ass episode of Pokémon on iTunes, the one where Jigglypuff becomes enormous! We shall find a Jigglypuff and inflate her to such a size, to get closer to Green Groove Zone!"

So the two set out in search of the Jigglypuff, where they find:

1) A Jigglypuff in the grass.
2) Nothing. Pokemon don't exist. Idiot.
3) A working substitute as a...
4) A rival boating agency, with a sign taunting their previous industry.
5) Your guess is as good as mine XD

[Pickle]

1) Well, they WOULD find a Jigglypuff, but as CD runs about for hours in the tall grass Leigh does something sensible and looks in the caves, which is where Jigglypuff can be located. Whilst searching he finds...

I) Jigglypuff (Simple enough)
II) Lucario
III) A Onix/Steelix
IV) A dishevelled NMB/GGZ member

[MetalSonicMach3]

III) Onix/Steeilix.  CD is still running in the grass, while Leigh puffs the Onix/Steelix into a balloon animal able to get them to GGZ/Auzzy.
They....

A) Get to GGZ.  *meh, simple.)
B) Ride the balloon animal but it goes to Jupiter and the duo gets sucked into the gasses.
C) Meet a hyperactive Metal Sonic Trooper named Kouyou who randomly explodes out of nowhere.
D) CHOOSE YOUR OWN! :D

[Today]

• That one bum "Bo": I wish it was a matter if "sticking it out" for me, but really it was just a case of needing a new computer. and the only places I was taken to only had windows 8... now lets tlk about my Windows 7.8 phone! the retarded bastard childmade during windows 7 to be windows 8... it is neither, rather it's own special... "thing" still both the computer and the phone are awesome, just the redone layout takes too much getting used too.
  Today at 08:35:15 AM
• White Blaze: i'm glad i stuck it out with windows 7 lol
  Yesterday at 05:04:12 PM
• White Blaze: ya know its funny becuase its so true. kinda like how windows 8 sorta runs like vista. but worse.
  Yesterday at 05:03:48 PM
• Eamon: Because it's 359 steps backwards.
  Yesterday at 04:07:04 PM
• Eamon: Why's it called the Xbox one?
  Yesterday at 04:06:47 PM
• That one bum "Bo": gotta love prequels.
  May 23, 2013, 03:32:43 AM
• Pickle: My fears are NOT assuaged.
  May 23, 2013, 02:43:24 AM
• Pickle: So I heard.
  May 23, 2013, 02:42:41 AM
• Blizzard: Xbox >>ONE<<?!?!
  May 21, 2013, 11:36:43 AM
• Chaos Infinity: Where is everyone? It's been ages since I've seen anyone in the chatbox.
  May 20, 2013, 07:34:28 PM
• Blizzard: look if you're going to play countdown you need some Consonants
  May 19, 2013, 04:04:16 PM
• Eamon: AEIOU
  May 14, 2013, 04:53:16 PM
• Blizzard: in other news quantum leap on netflix fuck yeah!!
  May 12, 2013, 02:50:23 PM
• Blizzard: caught a scout cavalry moonwalking in AOE2 earlier not sure what was up with that
  May 12, 2013, 01:42:16 PM
• Cold Dog: EXAM PERIOD. EXAM PERIOD. IF YOU HAVE A PERIOD. WELL. I GUESS IT COULD BE WORSE. ... EXAM PERIOD.
  May 10, 2013, 03:35:21 AM
• Eamon: cthulu?
  May 02, 2013, 09:12:59 AM
• That one bum "Bo": uhmm...Uhmmm.... Lhurgoyf!
  May 02, 2013, 09:03:10 AM
• Eamon: Plainswalker powers are amazing guys.
  May 02, 2013, 08:59:59 AM
• That one bum "Bo": Only YOU can restore forests with fire!.. (wait, no thats not right...)
  May 02, 2013, 08:55:03 AM
• Eamon: Lots of fire
  May 02, 2013, 08:51:21 AM